Whenever I get sad about my anatomy I look at Rob Liefeld’s art and that cheers me up.
MOON KNIGHT #1 Colour Preview. Amazing work by Jordie Bellaire
Also, Interview with Warren on CBR
steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind
Btw I am still upset as hell over that little northern village that was raided by the wildlings LIKE none of them were trained warriors they were just smallfolk living their lives and taken completely by surprise
and like this is literally what the women of Bear Island successfully fight off on a regular basis all by themselves when their men are off fishing and shit
this is why Dacey Mormont plays with a morngingstar at the age that other girls are given dolls
this is why Maege Mormont is respected by the other northern lords
this is why Aly Mormont is called the She-Bear by her men and successfully leads them in battle
this is why Lyanna Mormont isn’t about to take shit from a Southron King who doesn’t know anything about what her family has to do to survive
here are your queens saying “lol I’ll keep my last name and fuck whoever I want and try to tell me anything different, see where that gets you.”
here are your queens destroying men in battle, then dancing at weddings or attending to household duties, moving between one and the other with ease.
please, tell me again how the Mormont women bring nothing to the narrative and are just irrelevant minor characters
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
I was figuring it was going to be, like, one of those terrifyingly quiet electronic ignition systems, but NOPE IT JUST PUNCHES THE BULLETS AT YOU.
the turrets continue to be my favorite.
Aren’t they all lovely? There are a few more (equally beautiful) patterns in the collection as well.
I have not yet, but I certainly plan to do so!